Great abs in only 10-15 years!

How come prisoners always look buff and ripped? Because they have to. Imagine if you had the same motivation to work out? Trade in Sven the gym trainer for shower time Pete and you'll be in shape in no time.

Sex Ed

Kids should learn about sex at an early age. And when I say learn about sex I don't mean we should hand out copies of Hustler at preschool circle time. Playboy is better for that age.

There's a whole lot of talk about how kids should learn about sex, when and from whom. Some would argue the topic is strictly a family matter. Others feel school provides a great opportunity for learning about sex since that's where a lot of their first sexual experiences will stem from. And yet others would prefer not to breach the subject directly and let their kids figure it out for themselves.

Sex should be introduced gradually with its core in the idea of relationships. Kids don't jump right into having sex. They start to play together. They give each other gifts. They sit next to each other at lunch. They hold hands. There's a wide range of activities that are explored before that disgusting act everyone is afraid of. Just like kids have to learn symbols represent ideas, letters make sounds and form words, kids need to slowly learn that girls are gross.

Curious to see how you learned about sex. Quick poll to the right.

2008 Election Nostalgia

I happen to flick by the GOP debate last night, and like other car wrecks, I took a peek. No revelations. Santorum shot some steroids and Gingrich forgot his coffee. There was some other old guy on the far right there too but not sure who he was. Romney continued to remind me that I'd like to see Jim Carey play him.

But mostly it made me nostalgic for one very ridiculous moment during the 2008 elections when Hilary Clinton, Barack Obama and John McCain were all featured on WWE. Months later I thought it was a dream and I couldn't find it online, as if it were taken down because the candidates thought it was too weird. Enjoy.

Millenium Falcon Found at Bottom of Baltic Sea

There were no signs of life but tiny drag marks leading away from the crash site indicate possible droid evacuation. At press time George Lucas has refused to return my phone calls.

Racism is Blind

All You Need is Kill: Here we go again

Yay, more white people as Asians! This time it's Hiroshi Sakurazaka's All You Need is Kill.

Racebending.com picked up on this a little while back. Check out their sweet feature on it and other movies that have followed a similar path including the much dreaded/anticipated live-action Akira movie. I think Kaneda is being played by Mitt Romney. Might want to fact check that first.

Fun Gay Hot Toy

Maybe Ru Paul wasn't running in the New Hampshire primary but that doesn't mean it still can't be a big year for the LGBT community. I'm thinking legalized gay marriage in Obama's second term. FCKH8!

Cigarettes Create Jobs

My continuing beratement of smokers. I've actually heard arguments like this. If that were the case then we should legalize weed, tax it and create about a million jobs overnight. Which we should.

I love creative marketing

How did I not see this until today? My brain is always thinking about creative marketing. I just love how simple this idea is. The best ones often are.

I Am Bruce Lee

I'm there. Who's with me?